Haven't done this in a while.
"The average person only goes to one funeral during their childhood (birth-18) and then one every three years until they're fifty."
In my childhood, I have attended four funerals, and four wakes.
In my adulthood, which has only spanned two years, I have attended two funerals.
I've been a pallbearer. I've been asked if I've wanted to say a few words, (but haven't actually done so.)
I've been to a dog's funeral.
I've never been to a wedding.
Is this a trend, or is there such a thing as fate?